Sam Juan Els learned from a very early age that he was irresistible to women. Being the son of a lesbian and an asshole made him half lesbian, half asshole himself - which is the only combination more appealing to ladies than shoes made out of chocolate.

So he picked up a guitar, wrote some love songs and the rest is history... in the making.

Check Sam out on YouTube to watch a selection of his hilarious songs. "Like" Sam Juan Els on Facebook or "Friend" him on myspace.